Welcome to the website of Senor George Burch Fisher el III. This website provides no opportunity of achieving great wealth, no promises of finding true love, nor will it transmit amazing viruses to your computer causing trillions of windows to pop-up on your screen, which you will then feverishly attempt to close with little success and in the end be forced to manually shut down your computer using your shoe and a string of profanities. This website is, however, a really good listener so feel free to vent and say whatever you have been meaning to get off your chest. And remember, my website loves you and is here for you whenever you need it. I on the other hand am really busy doing MadLibs and making miniature people out of paper clips.
Good Stuff:
"Prehistoric Romeo and Juliet Discovered"
"MacArthur Genius Grant Goes Right Up Recipient's Nose"
